The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists getting away with arson was some bloke in the pub who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..