I’m not racist but surely allowing hooligans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hooligans aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.