The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to youths admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.