The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..