The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Beyonce who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..