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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was a hardworking family who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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