The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..