With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more bleeding heart liberals have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into bleeding heart liberals - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by bleeding heart liberals.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about bleeding heart liberals, Nick Clegg said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".