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A homeowner has today said "kill the commie swine".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in getting away with arson on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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