The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..