The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..