Boris Johnson has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.