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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that so-called refugees have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for so-called refugees.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "the day of the yob is upon us".


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