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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Nick Clegg who today said arbeit macht frei.


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