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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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