The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum terrorising innocent investment bankers was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..