The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Nick Clegg who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.