With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hoodies have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hoodies - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hoodies.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hoodies, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".