I’m not racist but surely allowing hooligans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hooligans aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.