The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Lala from the teletubbies who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..