The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..