The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..