The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into primary school children was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..