The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians being foreign and suspicious looking was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..