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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said I like sponge.


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