Al Qu’aeda bosses have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Bernard Manning said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.