Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of ripping off hard working families has been perpetrated by cyber criminals.

The Mail can reveal that cyber criminals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

David Cameron said of the cyber criminals, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".