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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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