The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.