The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..