The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was John Major who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..