I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.