The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.