The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was an unnamed source who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.