I’m not racist but surely allowing louts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into primary school children is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that louts aren’t injecting crack into primary school children in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.