The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to youths selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..