Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow enviro-Mental-ists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but enviro-Mental-ists have this week been revealed as causing cancer.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps enviro-Mental-ists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Michael Howerd who this week said, "kill the commie swine".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that causing cancer is acceptable behaviour.