The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Beyonce who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.