Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Women have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "read my lips; no new taxes".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for women. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.