The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..