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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams welcoming foreigners was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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