The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps ripping off hard working families was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..